There's someone dead in the toilet
By mcmanaman
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I know it's Emma's party and I don't want to spoil it
but I think there is somebody dead in the toilet.
I know the handle can sometimes be stiff
but i'm sure in the toilet we're going to find a stiff
I'm not normally one to witter
but I'm sure there is somebody dead in the shitter
it could just be two people snogging
but I think we should kick the door to the bog in.
I'm not trying to be funny
I think here is somebody dead in the dunny.
If we can get in there we'll see
there is someone dead in the WC.
Instead of using the urinal
we're going to have to organise a funeral.
I know this is a bit out of the blue
but someone might have died in your loo.
And it took us a while to kick down the door
and I don't want to talk about it any more
because everybody stood there and laughed
when we saw Emma's dad having a bath.
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Comments
The rhyming's pretty clever,
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Hello Mc, I am afraid I am
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The subject matter is
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"I'll tell you once and I'll
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I liked it and it made me
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In response to Luke Wright,
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