Wanted. Prince Charming.

Wanted
Prince Charming.
Must be handsome, tall and funny,
And Yet the slightest bit disarming.

and if not a Prince?
Perhaps a lawyer? Or perhaps even a lord?
Or a Knight in shining armour,
with a quite impressive sword :D

Wanted.
A man. A man who understands,
That to be the perfect boyfriend
you must meet a few demands…

No Socks and Sandals!!
Don’t talk whilst you eat!
And perhaps the most important
DON’T-PISS-ON-MY-TOILET-SEAT!!!!

Wanted.
A guy. The kind of guy that knows,
That ‘your butt does not look big in this’
Or ‘you look finneee in those clothes’

Not a guy that spends a lifetime,
Playing COD on PS3,
Or watching porn whilst on his laptop,
Or playing with his wii…

Wanted.
Brad Pitts Double, and though it might sound silly,
Id like Brad Pitts face, and Hugh Grants smile
And Will Smiths gigantic.. feet :D

But guys- don’t get me wrong
For personality counts too!
So if your ticking all the boxes
Then Prince Charming could be you!! ;)