I'd be anything for you.

Let me be your vacuum cleaner; Breathing in your dust.
Let me be your Ford Cortina; I will never rust.
If you like your coffee hot; I can be your coffee pot.
Let me be your raincoat; For those frequent rainy days.
Let me be your teddy bear; Take me with you anywhere.
Let me be your electric meter; I will not run out.
Let me be your fire, heater; You'll get cold without.
Let me be your setting lotion; Hold your hair with deep devotion.
Deep as the Atlantic Ocean.
Thats how deep is my devotion.