4 month report on the Coalition.

Our Dave is out travelling and trying to win
A few friends that will help him succeed,
But our "friends" Pakistani do not want to play,
So our Dave still has not done the deed.

What with crime and the prisons there's lots to be done.
But first we have got to agree to agree!
Then with great iron will, maybe all will be well,
That is if we can all get to see, don't you see.

Now when we were kids the first steps were a risk,
And it seems that the same applies here.
But in trying to run, which we thought might be fun,
We might well finish up on our rear.

The latest edition of troubles appears
As a challenge to the Budget just voted.
Our ladies all round say the budget's not sound
As us ladies are paying a price that is bloated.

Now the holidays loom but the problems will stay
So let's look to the future with hope.
That without Teflon Tone and GB who's gone home,
That the new team will manage to cope!!