Fish With Everything! (I.P.)

Flatfish, scat, fish,
find yourself a match, fish,
a Sprat, fish or a Catfish –
whichever kind you wish, fish.
If your name is Jackfish
time to make a splash, fish,
so bait fish and Skate, fish,
take yourself a mate, fish.

It does no good to pout, fish
although you be a Trout, fish –
pretend that you're a Queenfish,
find yourself a dream, fish.
Maybe you’re a Shrimp, fish
but no one dates a wimp, fish;
don’t act like you’re a fool, fish –
sparkle like a Jewelfish.

Shack up with a Sunfish,
have yourself some fun, fish
or be cultured as a Pearlfish,
set suitors in a whirl, fish.
Be sharper than a Knifefish,
woo yourself a wife, fish.
Quit acting like an Angelfish
drive those she-fish crazy, fish.

Stay frigid as a Stonefish –
you’ll live your life alone, fish,
moreover be a bold fish,
never good as Goldfish.
Stop making like a Dogfish
and hearts for you will throb, fish;
be brazen as a Swordfish,
bag yourself a broad, fish.

But better make it snappy, fish
or settle for a Crappiefish;
don’t dawdle like a Snailfish –
grab them by the tail, fish!
You really are a Goosefish,
so let it all hang loose, fish
and if you be a Cuttlefish,
give it loads of muscle, fish.

No excuse if you’re a Pupfish,
it’s time that you grew up, fish,
even Monkfish can have fun, fish,
so just go ahead and hump, fish.
Be bold and bang your Drumfish
or forever doomed a dumb fish
but never date an Icefish
unless you be a Firefish.

Get out there in the swim, fish,
not a Sardine in the tin, fish;
a man-fish needs his Ladyfish
or else there’d be no baby fish.
Don’t end your days as paste, fish –
a travesty and waste, fish;
be the one who gets away, fish …
not the catch of the day, fish!