I Ain't Writing

By L G Meadows

Sat, 21 May 2011
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What? Write a poem?
I don’t know nothing about writing no poem
Yeah, I been hearing what you say
But- assonance and consonance
Oh, don’t make me feel like a dunce
Dactyl, spondee?
No siree
Ain’t got a clue
Haiku- bless you
Oh, I thought you sneezed
And I wouldn't know a sonnet
If it landed in my bonnet
Just give me a lickety split limerick
Any day
I ain't got time
To write a rhyme
What? I just did?
Well laaaa de dah.
Ain’t this poem business a hoot?

Certificate U
Words, silly
Humour

Comments

Submitted by Highhat on
funny!!

Submitted by L G Meadows on
Thanks, I felt that way in a literature class once, didn't think the instructor would appreciate the sentiment though! I appreciate you reading it and glad you enjoyed.

 

Submitted by skinner_jennifer on
A great bit of humour.

 

Submitted by L G Meadows on
Thanks for taking the time to read it and comment. Glad you enjoyed.