My current favourite example of a 30th of Julia (re. IP)

I found this in my antispam folder and enjoyed it so much I thought I'd share it (verbatim):

Hello Friend,

Its me ...., i want to donate what I have to the needy.You Could be surprised why i picked you. But someone has to do it. I have been diagonalized with Breast and Blood disease which has defiled all forms of medical treatment and I have been told by my doctor that my days are numbered on earth. I have been touched to donate from what I have made from this World to charity through you for the good work of humanity, rather than allow my
relatives to use my hard earned funds inappropriately after my death. Please
email me with your contact information such as Your Full Names,Address,
Direct Telephone number and direct email address so i can tell you what you
need to do and also give you more details about myself.

Regards.
......