One lump or two ..

It's ma day off, but what should a do ??

I'm DEFINATELY (thinkin about) maybe goin to the gymn.
Flingin arms n legs around to keep masel aw thin.
Jumpin in the swimmin pool, vigourously splashin.
One shot skinny, veg n fruit will get a hearty mashin.
Those amazin smoothies fill you up tremendously.
No, there's nothin goin to stop me growin older, gracefully.

However ..

Lookin oot the windie my oh my is that the rain ??
Switchin on the telly toast n tea am stayin hame.
Can stuff masel inside those barrie knickers that suck n lift.
An' a couple o wire upholstery cups support ma thupenny bits ..

So, it may be tomorrow or the day after that.
When l venture to that healthy club, start bouncin on the mat.