TURKEY POP TARTS

here's a feast that's so enticing
turkey pop tarts, gravy icing
i won't need a big old broaster
i can fix these in the toaster

it's the entree i most savor
i prefer the white meat flavor
when it pops up, i'll be jerking
in that dough there's goodness lurking

i won't be, potatoes, dicing
turkey pop tarts, gravy icing
the only stuffing i'll be doing ?
popping in my mouth and chewing

there's no clean up, don't need dishes
neat and tidy, so delicious
low cal treat, so you'll stay thinner
when you have this for your dinner

in the store, you'll soon be pricing
turkey pop tarts, gravy icing
truly economical
never astronomical

into this, i wil soon be digging
leave the others to their pigging
yesiree, i'm truly living
hope you have a nice thanksgiving