ORBSESSION

perhaps, weaned much too early
and i never did adjust
so now i'm cursed
i want to nurse
when i espy a bust

it's not like i'm perverted
i have no mind to molest
just have the need
to stop and feed
when women show their breasts

if i am at the movies
and a nudie scene is done
i sense defeat
and leave my seat
and to the snack bar, run

when at a wild pool party
and the string bikinis drop
just like a fool
i start to drool
till i require a mop

the higher that the bra size
sails into the alphabet
i have the hunch
to have some lunch
my appetite is whet

when some guys see a boobie
they will whisper "ooh la la"
but i think, food
you think that crude ?
if so, i'll say, "ta ta"