CONSTELLATION BAR

you're searching for amusement ?

well, you needn't look too far

just take a little stroll

down to the constellation bar
.

now, if you're canis major

you will get a doggone smile

but if you're ursa minor

you'll be asked to wait a while
.

aquarius wants water

more than that, he starts to melt

but you will see orion

coming in to have a belt
.

gemini wants doubles

pisces drinks up like a fish

virgo ? bloody marys

with no vodka is her wish
.

hercules insists

that all his drinks be very strong

but pegasus becomes quite hoarse

if he imbibes too long
.

phoenix hits the floor

but give him time and he will rise

auriga was the designated

driver for these guys
.

so if you like celebrities

you'll always see a star

for they hang out in clusters

at the constellation bar