Saturday Snap-shot

By Ed Crane

Sat, 12 Mar 2016
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Every Saturday morning, while the kids get

their brains mashed by Cartoon Network

or gain pre-WW3 experience playing yet

another ever-repetitive Call-of-Duty scenario.

When half the country watch silly chefs making

a God-Almighty mess for some studio lackey

to clean up, you’ll find me and Val in the

bathroom feeling each other’s tits. I reckon

I’ve got the best end of the deal, but Val don’t

seem to mind kneading my man-boobs. If we’re

lucky, one thing leads to another and the kids

have to wait half-an-hour for their Coco-Pops.

We just hope we never get unlucky. . . . . . . .

Certificate 18
Poem
Humour
Love

Comments

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Submitted by london_calling79 on

Excellent. A snapshot of a snapshot. Been there so glad glad someone's immortalised those stolen minutes!

 

Submitted by Ed Crane on

Fooling around in the bathroom is always fun. I remember wondering why Mum and Dad spent so much time in the bathroom.

 

 

Submitted by Bee on

Brilliant! Loved the Humour, but with a serious point to think about. 

Bee

Submitted by Ed Crane on

Glad you picked up on the serious point and I'm certainly pleased you found it amusing.

 

Submitted by Silver Spun Sand on

You've just proved there's a comical side to most every situation, and a serious one, too, as you point out.  A lesson indeed in how to make the mundane and necessary, less so.

Great writing,

Tina

 

 

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