COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO

By moonphish

Wed, 15 Feb 2017
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4 comments
 

 

 
once there was a rooster
known as cock-a-doodle-doo
he always had a job
so he'd have bread to see him through
.
he was a bantam fighter
and he got so good, it's true
that he acquired the moniker
of sock-a-doodle-doo
.
but boxing taxed his body
and he took this as a clue
to find a less demanding job
but what was he to do ?
.
he joined an asian cooking class
and when that course was through
he opened up a restaurant
called wok-a-doodle-doo
.
there wasn't much excitement
and he found his boredom grew
went back to study medicine
now, doc-a-doodle doo
.
this didn't suit him either
so a plan began to brew
he took some singing lessons
now he's rock-a-doodle-doo
.
a microphone that had no ground
he grabbed and then crowed WHOO !
he kept this as his trademark
now he's shock-a-doodle-doo
.
but things just got too crazy
and at last, that gig was through
he then became a porn star
and he found his name would do
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Comments

Submitted by skinner_jennifer on

This was so clever Alvin and really made me laugh. laugh  

You always do so well with rhythm and rhyme.

Jenny,

 

Submitted by moonphish on

thanks so much Jenny...glad it made you laugh

 

Submitted by Rhiannonw on

Pity he couldn't stay as a doc or a wok! Rhiannon

but boxing taxed his body
and he took this as a clue – do you mean 'cue'?

 

Submitted by moonphish on

might be right...thanks Rhiannon, glad you dug it