Uriah's Van
By Ewan
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We pulled over
on the way back
from nowhere
in particular.
Drawn in
by the remembered
scent of bacon,
salty and smoked.
Someone was finishing
something hot-plated
in a bun, barm, cake or roll
the size of a dustbin lid.
The guy in the van
might have been
a retired wrestler
or loose-head from Cas.
This side of the Pennines,
being a customer
is an invitation
to the conversation.
‘You remember Geoff?’
‘’im what went down for..’
‘Ay. E’s still inside,
fookin’ did it again!’
‘E were allus a wrong ‘un’
bashed ‘is mate’s ‘ead in
wi’ a lump ‘ammer,
when we were at school.’
‘No, it were a claw ‘ammer,
It were a good school
no, really, it were.
Two bacon baps, ta.’
We would have stayed
for more gossip,
but the bacon
might have got cold.
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a loose-head from Cas?
a loose-head from Cas?
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ah, ok - a bit niche for me!
ah, ok - a bit niche for me!
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You should have heard the
You should have heard the conversation I had trying to order a new bath plug. It took at least ten times longer than it should have done
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