Builder's Plaster

‘Er name wor Joo-lie, she wor unruly

and she never wore no pants just in case she got a chance

she would milkshake and do the lala

and while she went out to a car

Victor always did the bar,

evry-smoky night, they did nowt but fight

they wuh young and lived in Yorkshuh

but did they give a shite?

 

At The Builder’s, Builder’s Plaster

the biggest dump north of Doncaster,

at The Builder’s, Builder’s Plaster

Drinkin’ and fightin’ filled all of the night in

at The Builder’s, they fell in lust.

 

‘Is name wor Dennis

‘e wore a necklace,

he fell over by a stool, he saw Joo-lie playin’ pool

and when she finished ‘e called ‘er over

But Dennis went too far

Victor lurched across the bar

and then the punches flew and stools wor smashed in two

there wor blood and a girt lump ‘ammer

but just ‘oo bashed ‘oo?

 

At the Builder's, Builder's Plaster

The roughest spot north of Doncaster

At the Builder's , Builder's Plaster

Drinkin’ and Fightin’ were what filled the night in,

At the Builder's, she lost her love

(Builder's, Builder's Plaster)
(Builder's, Builder's Plaster)
(Builder's Plaster)

 

Like in Doncaster

(Builder’s Plaster)

Drinkin’ and fightin’ wor what filled the night in

 

‘Er name is Joo-lie, she wor unruly

but that wor thirty year ago, when they used to have a pub.

Now it’s a pawn shop, but not fer Joo-lie

who’s got curlers in her hair

and armour-plated underwear,

she still hangs about the Wynd, though no-one seems to mind

she lost her youth and she lost her Victor,

now she’s lost ‘er mind

 

At the Builder's, Builder's Plaster

The roughest spot north of Doncaster

At the Builder's , Builder's Plaster

Drinkin’ and Fightin’ were what filled the night in,

At the builders’

Don’t fall in lust…

(Builder’s Plaster)

 

 

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