Flushed on the Toilet

By drkevin

Fri, 06 Jan 2023
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I like to think,

I don't make a stink.

But yesterday morning, my bowels were on the blink.

Between each molecule, there was barely a link.

Not enough substance to either float or sink.

There was only one thing to do...

I gave it all a wink.

Certificate 15
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Comments

Submitted by Tom Brown on

And who said the age of romance is past!

 

Submitted by drkevin on

Thanks for your comment.

Yes, the relationship of romance and physical processes is an interesting one. Many a divorce could have been triggered by excessive skid marks over a long period.

Whereas in the beginning, bowels didn't really exist...

Thanks again.