Objects travel in a parallel reality

I

Where did I put my stupid earbuds

I swear they were just here

I looked inside my backpack

I looked in all my jackets

I looked inside the fridge

Still not a sign of them

Is this the onset of dementia?

No, please, I'm way too young

Am I going to make headlines

For leaving my child in the car?

II

I found my earbuds

In a bag

Where I had looked about half a dozen times

Is this sorcery

Did they just teleport

To laugh at me

The naughty pieces of plastic

Now on to look

For my husband's shorts

Is my parents' house eating our stuff?

III

My husband's shorts

Were not at my parents'

He found them in our wardrobe

How are we going to survive

Without one memory between us?