Neologism

By drkevin

Wed, 16 Aug 2023
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3 comments
 

Jonny Smith was a boozer.

When provoked, a rotton bruiser.

If all was said, born a loser.

But with a pools win, morphed a cruiser.

Lots of freedom, at last a chooser!

If the word existed...

 Slobbering woozer.

 

 

Certificate 12
Poem
Humour
Other Fiction
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Comments

Submitted by Turlough on

Let's hope he didn't turn into a drug abuser. It can easily happen when wealth is unepectedly acquired. For this reason I have deliberately never won the pools or the lottery.

Turlough

Submitted by Tom Brown on

I couldn't have done better! Tom

 

Submitted by drkevin on

Thanks for your kind comments.