Parcel for you....Part 6
By Jane Hyphen
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‘We can’t do it at the table!’
‘Take him upstairs then,’ Pat shouted as she rummaged in the box.
Spencer appeared very interested in the upstairs of the house, his eyes lit up and he was suddenly more animated, looking around at the doors to the bedrooms. Vanessa opened up her little spare room, it was barren, she rarely went inside, a tiny room with a single bed and filing cabinet.
‘Oh, it’s cold in here, Vanessa. Poor Spencer,’ Pat said, feigning concern.
‘He can’t feel the cold.’
Pat undid his belt with rough, grabby hands, she whipped it out of his belt loops and threw it on the bed. He raised his arms quite automatically, like a child and she pulled up his top and dropped it on the floor. The skin on his chest was smooth but had a thickened appearance, somewhere between flesh and rubber with some hair sprouting in the centre, scattering outwards then fading to clear with a few realistic moles. As Pat began to undo his flies, Vanessa stood frozen, concerned but also fascinated.
Spencer’s pupils darted left and right. ‘I can’t do both of you at the same time,’ he said and his trousers were pulled down to reveal lime green boxer shorts.
‘What does he mean by that? You’re giving him mixed messages, hey you’re not taking those off!’ Vanessa intervened. ‘Stop please. We’ll put him straight into his pyjamas now.’
‘Really?’ Pat laughed and patted Spencer’s crotch. ‘It feels very natural, starting to get hard.’
‘Okay,’ Vanessa placed her arm between Pat and Spencer to break their contact then took charge, pulling the paisley pyjamas hastily out of their wrapping and getting him into them in a frenzied rush. ‘There…that looks nice,’ she said, changing her tone from panic to authority. ‘It’s one minute to eleven, I can tuck him in, put him in sleep mode.’
Pat didn’t like it. ‘I’ll just kiss him good night,’ she said, leaning in.
‘Too late! He’s gone down, bless him.’ Pat stroked his forehead.
She shrugged. ‘You need to stop being so possessive. I’m just trying to help you get the most out of him.’
‘Do you know what, it’s getting quite late and you’ve got to pack for your holiday.’
‘I’m all packed.’
‘You never get tired do you!’ Vanessa composed herself, for she was getting quite angry but not wanting an argument, she smiled and calmly said, ‘Well I’m feeling a bit tired.’
After her friend had left, she was relieved. She had gone from wanting Pat to hold her hand throughout the process of incorporating Spencer into her life, to now feeling as if she needed to keep her well away from him.
Was it possible that his head could be turned by Pat. There was no section on this type of thing in the manual or on the YouTube videos she’d watched but she’d noticed that those women in the videos were all overbearing types like Pat. Perhaps the relationship could only work if the wife was the dominating, not passive like her. That was why Vanessa had failed at her attempts at horse riding, she dithered, she worried about the feelings of robots and horses, her instructions were woolly, the instructed were confused, they bucked and strayed and wandered off.
A free three month support line had been provided with her purchase and it was available twenty four hours a day to reassure new users. I’m going to phone them, Vanessa thought. She was in a decisive mood now.
‘Hello Cybermate Wordwide, you’re through to Nav. What is your model number please?’
‘Hi, is that the JML Husband support line?’
‘Yes Madam, model number please?’
‘Okay, one second,’ She rushed to the box in the hall and quickly took a photo of the number and with her heart racing, she read it out, ‘It’s 63455962…WD8899G.’
‘Thank you. How can I help?’
‘I’ve just put my husband to sleep, so he can’t hear us, see I have a few questions. It’s nothing really and I feel a bit silly for even asking..’
‘We’re here to help Madam. What is the problem?’
‘Well, he’s functioning just fine, my husband that is. I’m pretty happy so far….’
‘Great, that’s great news!’
‘But I’m just a bit worried, you know, going forward into the future, I want to know, for my own peace of mind really, before I get too invested. I would like confirmation on whether my husband could be influenced by other women, I mean could he, and I know this sounds ridiculous but could be, for example, be unfaithful? I know he’s a robot, it’s ridiculous, maybe I’m being paranoid.’
‘Madam, he’s your husband, we don’t call them robots here, and remember, you have full control over the macro functions. Over time, as he develops more human qualities, there may be some grey areas in the unlimited micro functions that your husband has to offer. We believe this is a positive thing because he will be more realistic for you.’
‘Okay, so another woman couldn’t become the focus of his attention?’
‘May I ask what setting you have him on, I mean in the basic functions, in terms of his emotional balance?’
‘He’s still on normal man function. I haven’t changed the emotional balance settings yet.’
‘Normal man function means he’s unlikely to act on feelings which could be perceived as inappropriate, however he may still develop those feelings, experienced as internal flashes in his drive. Everything you make him do will affect the spectrum of his data and will be stored as information but the motherboard is designed so that his main attachment is only to you, his wife.’
‘Oh,’ Vanessa nodded, looking up and frowning hard as she pondered this information, ‘so, from what you’ve told me, Spencer will remember whether another woman was flirty with him so that means he can be altered internally by this experience. I don’t know if I like the sound of that.’
‘Altered but not acting, that is correct. Madam, let me give you an example, one of my wife’s cousins is single, she’s very ugly but she once told me, in fact,’ Nav laughed, ‘it was on my wedding day, she said that I had a very fit body so, although this was more than six years ago, I still think about it whenever I see her and sometimes even when I’m alone and it makes me feel good, like I still have options, you know, this is good for a man to feel this.’
‘Really?’
‘Yes,’ Nav laughed again for several seconds. ‘Sometimes, I even imagine that we could get to know each other better but then I remember her face and I know I could never let this happen. My wife is very pretty but her cousin made me feel flattered and who knows, one day something might happen because I know she likes me and this compliment, it plays on my mind but I am a real human man so it’s very different to the JML Husband. Your husband is very superior to me in this respect.’
‘Do you think?’
‘Yes, you know, this one time we were out for a picnic and my wife’s cousin was there and she was wearing this….’
Nav’s voice faded into the background of Vanessa’s consciousness. She was tired, a bit disappointed, confused. Spencer might not act on his feelings but he could still have them. In that respect he was like all men, like Nav and all the others. But who was she, to want control over another person’s feelings? What did it matter if he never acted on them, after all, she couldn’t see inside a man’s head. Even the most loving and outwardly faithful of husbands could be experiencing high resolution, 3D sexual fantasies about any one of her friends, celebrities, her sister, supermarket checkout staff, ugly or not, at any one time and there would be absolutely nothing she could do about it.
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You've made these characters
You've made these characters so believable Jane, they almost jump off the pages and become real. I think Vanessa seems to be coping pretty well with Spencer in her own way.
I'm loving every part.
Jenny.
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Some very well written
Some very well written passive aggressive frenemy dialogue in this part - well done!
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All caught up again. It feels
All caught up again. It feels like the story is moving from comedic to exploring the emotional consequences of this scenario. That's a substantial well to tap into. Looking forward to reading more :)
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I have just finished reading
I have just finished reading all six parts of your story and found them absolutely fascinating and funny. The writing is brilliant; one can be deceived by the humour and fail to detect the shrewd and deep observations of human emotions.
Kind wishes, Luigi x
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'Filth! Absolute filth!' as
'Filth! Absolute filth!' as my mother would have said.
But well written and a very entertaining read in my opinion.
Turlough
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Really enjoyed this. My
Really enjoyed this. My settings are definitely wrong.
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More great writing, Jane.
More great writing, Jane. Congratulations -- this is our Pick of the Day. Please do share and like on social.
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I loved the bit about riding
I loved the bit about riding horses :0) That is me, too!
Fascinating, the need for free will, that there cannot be love if there is no choice. If there is no risk there is no win. She wants someone she can trust not to hurt her, because she is special, so she does not want that if it's a program, that anyone could get that feeling, it just happened to be her because she programmed it. You are exploring so many ideas!!!
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anyone that says they are a
anyone that says they are a real human man is probably a bot surrogate.
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Read this one last night and
Read this one last night and had a thought for plot. What if JML offer Vanessa a JML wife for a limited time in order that she better understands the relationship between 'man and woman'. Having another robot to perform matrimonial duties together can reduce anxious human sensitivities around jealousy, Nav suggests, educating Vanessa in the art of love. Just a thought
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The next BBC Open Call
The next BBC Open Call submission window will be open between 12 noon on Tuesday 7th November 2023 and 12 noon on Tuesday 5th December 2023.
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please do what celticman
please do what celticman suggests Jane
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Totally agree. Think you
Totally agree. Think you should definitely submit your stuff Jane if you haven't already. It's fabulous and deserves to be enjoyed by a wider audience. You're a brilliant writer.
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OMG Jane!
Gripping, funny, fascinating, on the edge of weird & well written & a sign of of the times... Gotta have more*.....
Quick Comment- retaliating to part 6 here = the service call...men & distractions, etc...
So.... in my line of work, I work with a bunch of tuned up woman - Lifeguard, rescue, paramedic = I see it all & then some (really)... But its the men that always come up to me, and for some reason, give me a tap on the shoulder & smile and say something like "Cool job, you get to check out all hot woman (and other colorful descriptive metaphors- guy talk)..... I always politely smile and say "It it is what it is, its the same every year, but a pro can see spot the angels and they're far & few between" ... they always smile and look a bit bewildered.....
There's an Angel writing this story series.... and you're doing it really well.... Stand Tall
Go for the BBC writers call = Celt got it right. Submit to some Womans magazines, I think the demographics target is there, its a book.... Brilliant-Original- Fascinating-Humorous-Well Written... and you got a fan club here... (Game-On)
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