Rolling Stones In China
Sat, 2006-04-08 08:45
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Rolling Stones In China
Apparently there's a few songs the Stones aren't being allowed to play in China because of "suggestive lyrics". Given the preciousness of artistic freedom which Mick and co rightly value, I thought I'd tweak "Let's Spend The Night Together" to make it more acceptable to their hosts:
Tiananmen Square was a pack of lies
Let's rape Tibet together
But I just can't apologise
Let's rape Tibet together
Chairman Mao was right all along,
Little Red Rooster's singing this song...
Let's rape Tibet together
The UN needs us more than ever
Let's rape Tibet together now
na na na na na na na, etc ...
well I'm sure the Ex pat bankers and their girlfriends would still prefer the original