Office party whore.

OFFICE PARTY WHORE.
snk

Festive aggravation.
This worthless season drags.
Mistletoe and cold-sores.
The office party slag's.
Spreading more than wishes.
Goodwill to anyone.
Venereal diseases.
Santa's been and gone.
Obliterated feelings.
Halo's to the floor.
Instantly appealing.
The office party whore.
Scanning indiscretion.
E-mailing friend and foe.
Snorting lines of coke,
as white as driven snow.
Violently flirtatious.
Annually deployed.
A theatre of loathing.
A season to avoid.

snk