Extreme opinions gained by watching too much TV

according to what I've been taught

all blonds are dumb
all redheads are wild
long hair is preppy
short hair is a tomboy

all whites are racist
all blacks are preachers
all asians are humble
aborigines are drunks

all Jews are liars
all Bhuddists are merciful
all Muslims are terrorists
Christians are amoral

if you're fat, you're stupid
if you're thin, you're sick
got glasses? you're a nerd
big breasts? you're a slut

If you're tall, you're a giraffe
If you're short, you're a dwarf
little skirt? red district
till your ankles? you're a nun

pay attention? teacher's pet
sleep it out? what a loser
too scared to smoke? you're a baby
take a puff, you're a junkie

if you're happy, you're on something
depressed? get a shrink
if you're healthy, it won't last long
if you're dying, then good luck