Zzzzz I backed Betamax

Sitting under the bridge
With the rain just falling down
My bum is numb with cold
From sitting on the ground

The last thing that I've eaten
Is the last thing that I found
That didn't smell like faeces
Or at least just wasn't brown

I can't remember living
In a house, but sure its nice
With all the creature comforts
I'm not talking about the lice

Why do I deserve this
Oh, Jesus why me
Who's sitting under this bridge
In a puddle of my pee