E - the suspected paedophile serial-smiler

**This is a reaction to a poem by a friend, posted beneath
mine**....

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When I heard a poem on the radio about
How a smile contaminates, and then gets passed about,
I made it my life's work to start a global chain of joy,
And promptly went outside and started smiling at a boy.

His dad was not best pleased at this and grabbed me by the neck,
He punched my smiling face and left me smiling on the deck.
And now the local law enforcement has my details filed.
So when transmitting smiles, my friend, don't bother with a
child.

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**Joe Duffy's original poem went like this**...

Smiling is infectious, you can catch it like the flu,
When someone smiled at me today, I started smiling too.
I passed around the corner. Someone saw my grin.
When he smiled I realised I'd passed it on to him.

I thought about that smile, then I realised its worth:
A single smile just like mine could travel round the Earth.
So if you feel a smile begin, don't leave it undetected.
Let's start an epidemic quick, and get the world infected.