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"Mrs Chapman fell down the stairs last week"
My mum tells me when she phones.
"Now I drive her to Tescos
on Saturdays.

"Your sister has had a pay rise
and might be getting a company car.
She's thinking of buying
instead of renting.

"We're thinking of decorating our dining room
after we saw Betty and George's.
It'll make the room look bigger.

"That's all the news I have" she says.
"Now here's your dad
with the sport."