The Breakfast Song

Oh marmalade on soldiers!
Oh lovely jammy toast!
These are the things I like to eat
that mess me up the most.

With yummy sticky fingers,
and chocolate on my face,
My prints and smears are everywhere
in Grandma's tidy place.

There's screaming from the kitchen,
out to the tree house flee!
With a little bit of luck
she won't know it was me.