Ode To eBay

Oh eBay how I love you!
Oh yes I do indeed!
You sell me all my precious things,
The things I really need.

The long lost toys from childhood,
My vintage hunting coat.
Discounted branded make-up,
That Lulu Guinness tote.

My mother's diamond earrings,
My boyfriend's rare CD.
And last but certainly not least,
Such lovely things for me!

My feedback rating's sky high,
My credit card bill too.
Oh eBay do you love me
As much as I love you?