THE STORY OF ME AND MY LIFE ENTRY FIVE
By AMIDALA
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17th Feb, 1999
Dear Abi,
Today, it has been quite a interesting day for me, My sister, Hannah, who hasn't spoken to me since the Cookie Incident, annoyed me. Let me tell you about it:
It's Saturday today, right? Well, I was in bed til late this morning, only Hannah din't seem to think I should have been. You see, she had to get up early, seven o' clock, because she had an appointent with the dentist. Because I didn't have to get up, I decided to stay in bed til 10. But Hannah didn't agree. Before she left for the dentist, she came in my room, and jumped all over my bed. Then she pulled my hair, and screamed in my ear; "WAKE UP, YOU LAZY SISTER!"
I swatted her away with one hand. Then she left.
I shut my eyes tight, determined to stay in bed til 10. Suddenly, five minutes later, Hannah came back, and I felt something wet all over my head.
I sat up with a jolt, realizing to late that the Devil child had just squirted dairy cream all over me. She ran out of the room, squaling with delight, as I sat there, plotting my revenge...
When Mum and Hannah left, I willed myself out of bed, headed downstairs to the kitchen, and squirted in one big bowl: Dairy cream, mushy peas, baked beans sauce and honey.
I waited by the door til Mum and Hannah came home. When I heard the door opening, I leapt up, and with a yell, I tipped the contents of the bowl over the first person who walked through...
It wasn't Hannah who walked through first, it was Mum. And she looked angry to see me!
"Ali!" She yelled, as I legged it upstairs. I've locked my door, so she can't get in. She's outside my room now, yelling at me to let her in. Oh, well, might as face the music and get it over and done with.
Goodbye, Abi.
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