Superman and the Wonder Twins

Suddenly, after silence
tough as resin for months
this post brings back the dead
reinstating the NEW REPLY flag
in glorious technicolour.
Names tumble over each other,
to be introduced like debutantes:
Hercules
Pepe
Sweet Meet
Hammer
Cyclops
Screwdriver
Dubya
Jimmy Wong
Art
Sir
Steeve (after the cueball bodyguard
on Jerry Springer)
Liz ("after my ex, who was a bit of a head")
The Skin Kazoo
The Love Syringe
The Sperm Shuttle
The One Eyed Wonder Rifle
one giant communal call
a bring and buy of unzipping
an electric shaking of hands