Alvin and the Chipmunks

(This is a fictional poem)

I'm a hillbilly who eats possums, squirrels and chipmunks too.
Alvin and the Chipmunks came to my house and I turned them into stew.
They were cute and they had charm.
They thought I'd welcome them with open arms.
When they came to my house, it was a stupid thing to do.
Chip and Dale are at my door and I'm going to devour them too.