Same Old Story 2I

I went to my doctor with my wif Lavern. We had been having these goddam chest pains After he examined us the doc had a funny kinda lok on his face "Iguess thre's no easy way to break this mister Kowolsky you bothhave the bigC and when it's in the lungs there's no cure" "Gee doc are you sure?" "No doubt about it" he answered "tough break""Jesus H Christ"I yelled."What in hell do we do now?" "Go have a ball"he said "Get on that jet liner to Accapulco,go get a lati n glow way down in Mejico""No way Jos'e I'm in a jamb with the IRS 'two years behind with my income tax,Ihave to pay them real fast or it's the state pen for sure"
"Dont be such a dumb jerk" protested the doc have some fun with the dough, by the time they get wise you'll be wearing the suit with the gold handles"
So we took his advice and had a really swell time, but wouldn't you know it,with all the tequilla and that great south of the border magic, hell in notime flat we were felling like a million bucks, a miracle curte I guess But sonofabitch what do I do about those IRS bums
I tell ya my attorney will sue the ass off that dumb sawbones
Hank Kowolsky

NEW YORK CITY