Losing my abecedary

Age 11. I got boobs early.
Behind the boating lake, past curfew. Bloody.
I needed cider.
Dani, year 10. Bitch told
everyone I had an acorn.
My father. Guess that doesn't count.
This goddess. I was terrified.
Humped my deodorant. Still my best to date.
Poured ice-cream all over me then got really breathy.
Jelly. I kept thinking about showers.
I knocked him out halfway
but we laughed about it.
My memory's not what it was.
Never.
Oh yes! Sean Connery, when he was a binman!
Paid me after.
Quiet. Too quiet.
Ricked my back. Married her.
So-so. A good intro.
Her tits were insurmountable.
Does underarm count?
My vagina was furious.
I'm waiting.
Watching XXX Files.
You?
Tell you, my zits and hook nose vanished.