The Guide to Happy Land

Name: Happy Land.
Founder: Smeizel von Happy.
Founded: 1967, 24th June, half past three in the afternoon.
Population: Unknown. Can't be bothered to count!
Hints and tips: 1: Eat Ice Cream
2: Never say Never
3: Something
4: Wear a hat
5: Something else

That's all! See ya there!

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