Tweedledumber

Tweedledumb and Tweedledumber
Put on their winter coats one summer
Their rags though glad just made them glummer
Tweedledumb and Tweedledumber

Tweedledee and Tweedledeeper
Were each one the other's keeper
For neither was the lighter sleeper
Tweedledee and Tweedledeeper

Tweedledim and Tweedledimmer
Sat and watched their pea soup simmer
Quite away - things ne'er looked grimmer
For Tweedleslim and Tweedleslimmer!

Twiddlethumbs and Fiddlepaper
Ran an office - What a caper!
Memo Man v the Red Taper!
Twiddlethumbs and Fiddlepaper