44G

By Aimee-Ash

Tue, 16 Jun 2009
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5 comments
 

44G,
You bet, That’s Me (:
Check Me out guys, I’m on page 3,
I’m Nicky Mclean,
Ill cause a scene,
When I’m elected Jungle Queen,

Move out the way guys,
Are you thick?
These boobs are nout but hard plastic,
So watch your heads,
and watch your knees,
As I waddle past with double G’s..

I admit,
Im one for hissy fits,
And though I may be low on wits,
I make up for it with massive… Toes.

That other girl,
Young Karlie Zucker-
Thinks she’s cool oh what a sucker,
Nosy Bitching Little ...
person

So do the rest,
If i may suggest,
They must be jelous of my chest,
so
Just watch you guys,
Yes watch in Fear,
Because ill be Jungle Queen this year…

Certificate PG
Poem
Ramblings
Humour

Comments

Submitted by Jupiter on
Hi Aimee. I love this one, made me laugh out loud in places. No idea who Nicky is nor feel the need to (I hate fake boobs - yuk!) but the poem is a knockout ;-) I particularly liked : "That other girl, Young Karlie Zucker- Thinks she’s cool oh what a sucker, Nosy Bitching Little ..." and the ending "Just watch you guys, Yes watch in Fear, Because ill be Jungle Queen this year…" Good stuff. More please ;-)

Submitted by Dan-The-Man on
Great Poem Aimee! Its Dan Chappell If U Dont Already Know ;)

Submitted by chuck on
Fake you say! Right that's Nicky off my list.

Submitted by EpheLuwe on
Aimee... Another hilarious one :P And I have no idea who the hell your on about but nice :)

Stains..

Submitted by sarah wilson on
Hi Aimee, Really good poem. I saw Nicola Maclean and her boobs on I'm a Celebrity and you got this just right. Well done:)