THIS HOUSE

“This is SSFM, Sunshine Funshine Radio, and your listening to the Four Cheese Special, four cheesy hits from yesteryear, back to back for your delictation. Time to get shhhhaaakky!!!”

“This old house once knew his children
This old house once knew a wife
This old house .....”

This house it has a cellar
Musty, foul and damp,
The dreadful things that happened here
Have left their own dark stamp.

This house it has an attic
Dusty, cobwebbed, dark,
The dreadful things that happened here
Have left their own foul mark.

This house it has a history
Brutal, shocking, grim,
The dreadful things that happened here
The flow of time can’t dim.

This house it has a mem’ry
Of horror and of fear,
The dreadful things that happened here
You really should not hear.

This house it has a presence
Brooding, evil, cold,
The dreadful things that happened here
Through its whim did unfold.

This house it has a longing
An urge to kill once more,
Dreadful things will happen here
To all who risk its door...

"This ole house is needin' paint
Just like me its tuckered out
But I'm a gettin' ready to meet the saints..."

"This is SFFM and that was 'This Ole House' by Shakin' Stevens. 'This ole DJ' apologies to all and any who experienced cross-channel interference during that number. That said, it's on we GO wiv the SHOW!"

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