He Said...

“Do you have any of them fings”, he said

“What things?”, I said

“You know; those...er... fings”, he said

“No I don’t know”, I said

“You know! they have lots of...er... fings in em”, he said

“I really need a bit more to go on than that sir”, I said

“Oh, this is so ard! i’m not very good with words”, he said...

“Oh, you mean a dictionary!”

... I said