PC POEM

Unix, COBAL, MS-DOS
wrote my novel, now it’s lost.
Somewhere in this PC’s shell
lies my chance for Prix Nobel
Linux, Dell and Apple Mac
give my bastard essay back.

Toshiba, Ash, Packard Bell
this machine can rot in hell.
Pissed me off for one last time
killing it is not a crime.
Microsoft, Dell, Tiny, Ash
this machine’s a pile of trash.