My Obsurdities

This collection is a collection of comedic obsurdities I have written. Many of these were written for just pure entertainment and I have just recently decided to post them for people to read as a way to recieve constructive criticism and better my writing.

A Letter To America

A letter from Senator Barbara Boxer to Americans, explaining why a Government Shutdown was going to happen

"The Rancher" Written collaboratively on Facebook, by Facebook.

This was a collaborative short story written by over 20 people on by facebook posts. Each person was allowed one post of one sentence at a time.

A Guide to Life (For the Complete Skeptic)

How to live life by questioning EVERYTHING and learning not to trust anyone.

A letter to China

This is a comedic letter written to China by a boy named "Chris Magro." He is awfully concerned with the traces of led found in Chinese toys

The Lives of Osama's Wives

Dairy entries "written" by one of Osama's wives

My Trip to Disney

This is a true story (told in a comedic way) of a time I went to Disney World. This was written about 3 years ago for my High School English Class and was one of the first stories I wrote. enjoy

School Letters

3 letters exchanged between Super-nerd Jeremy, his teacher Ms. Quinn, and their principal.

How to Legally Lower America's Debt

a sure-fire way to lower the debt and get America back on the right track.....and neither Obama or Boehner would ever think of it

My contributions to the Debt Ceiling Talks

This would make those debt ceiling talks (that will happen in the future...just wait) SO much more intersting.