Smarter Then the Average Bear Writing the Alphabet

By hudsonmoon

Mon, 10 Oct 2011

5 comments

A bear’s correspondence.

Dear Enchanted Forest,

Goblins? Haunted interiors? Jesters? Kinky leprechauns mating nightly on patched quilts?

Really! Stop this! Unenchant* Victoria’s Wood.**

Xxx,
Yogi Zuckerman***

*This may not be a real word, because it sounds, well, invented.

** I know Yogi was a denizen of Jellystone Park, but a bears got to get away, too.

*** You really didn’t think his last name was ‘the Bear’ did you?

Permalink Submitted by oldpesky on Mon, 2011-10-10 13:31

I knew that bear was too smart to reveal his own name on TV

Permalink Submitted by Silver Spun Sand on Mon, 2011-10-10 13:54

Thanks for making me smile;-) Clever stuff, indeed. Tina

Permalink Submitted by Highhat on Mon, 2011-10-10 20:09

Respect for Yogi Zuckermann. Poetic license is a good thing. Invent away Rich! absolutely enchanted with this one... don't unenchant me... ;)Pia

Permalink Submitted by Geoffrey on Tue, 2011-10-11 10:23

I hope you'll accept an old fellow's ordinary English of congratulation. Well done, I'm off now to have a think!!

Permalink Submitted by maggyvaneijk on Tue, 2011-10-11 12:35

You're getting rather skilled at these!