Sten & Hag

Three sheets to the wind
That’s the
Polite way of putting it.
Four vodkas and two shots in
And we’re off!
How many pubs? Four
I think.
How many squabbles? Three,
No fights.
Good going.
Take That tribute band was
Really not that hot.
They loaded their car like
Sales reps. Maybe they are
Sales reps. Day job versus
Night job – no competition?
Plenty!
Dancing on the stage
Near the smoke machine
Pumping out between
Upstage and downstage,
Making the loos a foggy hell
Would you believe
(they were miles away)?
Last stage: fresh air and
Pie.
Yes, did have a lie-in.