wobble wobble ..

Nooo, was it a year ago, l joined that flippin' gym?
Special shoes, a minimal bounce, an' tights to stuff it aw in.

Runnin' on the treadmill, stretchin' out my thigh.
Hoping that the lumpy bits drop off, makes me feel high.

Water to stop the dehydration.
Funny wee nuts help consentration.
Chompin' on leaves, munchin' sweet carrots.
This is my choice, but keeps me from 'bonkers'.

Swimming and sauna keeps the bustline up.
Make up and upholstered undies, a must for middle-aged, has-been hussies!

I read a little sentence that told me to seize the day.
Promise you, well wisher, your three words are here to stay ..