allegedly humble jester pie-aiku

Oh Bartleby and
Oh nobleified humanity
what a quaint "ham-"let

I pleadbian fifth
ve "did not know", uh, "about"
not "figured it out"

Zey tvist and zey shout
these vunderbar chicken blues
yankee doodle soup

vat is my dime crime?
I vrite novel rhyme verse worse
for Hairy Krishna