DEBARKING

today i'll be embarking
on a pair of different theories
i'll be providing answers
to your unrelenting queries

the first concerns debarking
taking bark off of a log
i hope this clears things up for you
and dissipates the fog

there's custom made machinery
but prices can run high
so i suggest you buy a trowel
and give that tool a try

insert your steely trowel
into a section of the wood
when separated, use your hands
it should come off real good

the next concerns debarking
taking barks out of a dog
i've done a lot of research
and compiled it in a blog

it's known as a cordectomy
and tissue is removed
it quiets down your doggie's voice
in tests, this has been proved

so first off, you must get a trowel
okay, that was in jest
you stick a scalpel down its throat
and you can guess the rest

you shouldn't try this by yourself
for dogs will try to fight
and in this case, the canine bark
is not worse than their bite