Rain Fell In the Shopping Mall!

Rain Fell In The Shopping Mall!;
“code RED, code RED,”
the screeching robots wailed.
On the Meta-phone,
the bi-monicled Vivivication DemonictoR
hissed snakishly:
“It’s diseased, de-generate,
unprecedented, unnatural, and maniacal:
dispense the 'naturalification'
cloud air-weapons immediately,”
before smiling for an insincere bashful second
with spookily sharp, Splenda-whitened teeth.

Afterward, various Office of Dead-Letters agents
injected and inter-mingled,
Blue blood froze:
drugs failed,
fire caught
and after negotiations
(which were said to be chilly, racy,
and even personal,)
air-cloud-ships
manned by "an Iboga deranged Aborigine"
mistakenly
dropped napalm on the place,
which rocketed local karma-fields considerably
and effected major indices icily
as far away as Tokyo
where traditional "Sakura Trees" blossomed
with the "eerily-white shade of snow peaks."
In nearby waters,
a local camera-crew caught a clip
of what appears to be a
"lava-sable submarine-sized amphibian"
reportedly reminiscent of a Ko Tao monitor