Dating at Thirty

Dating at thirty is filled with hype
When you're trying to find the perfect type
A lot of these people are lonely, its true
But what about those who just don't have a clue !

Mr Sensitive , come in , take a bow
Just what in the hell are you crying 'bout now!
I know you like romance and a soft side is ace
But I'm kind of turned off by a tear stained face ...

Mr Gym Freak, your body looks great
But an hour of "spotting's" not my kind of date
You know you look gorgeous and, although I agree
Second place to your ego is no good for me...

Mr Smooth , say hello, just don't trip on your lies
You may look the part with your Armani ties but
Im not really impressed with flash suits and cars
Or spending hours with wine lists at over priced bars ....

Mr Stoner, yeah man, what's up , take a seat
Before you keel over and fall at my feet
You're chilled and you're peaceful but you lack any go
And I'm getting high just off your fumes, don't you know ....!

Mr Bad Guy, whit woo ,you look trouble
Order me another and make it a double
You don't want my heart, all you want is a "friend"
So a drink at the bar is where this will end...

Mr Attached,don't worry, I know...
The wedding ring tan line confirms it so!
I'm sure that she's lovely and she DOES understand
But a ménage a trois isn't what I had planned!

Mr Boring, oh dear, I'm sorry I'm sleepy
But your stories are long and they're borderline creepy
My eyes must have glazed when you started to moan
And all I could think of was going back home!

Its not that I'm picky,I just don't know who I need
But its not prince charming or a knight on a steed.
So, should I keep going on date after date?
Or admit my defeat and leave it all up to fate ??? ...