Guy Fawkes

If Guy Fawkes happened today
It would be on the 6 o' clock news,
Hazardous devices in the House of Commons,
By the army defused.

We'd quickly forget all about it
If no one was injured or dead,
Mrs. Thatcher had her hotel blown up,
IRA rockets went over John Major's head.

There's a reason we celebrate Guy Fawkes
That's to do with our history,
Because if Guy Fawkes had succeeded
A Catholic country we'd be.