Manners Please!


“Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum,
I smell the blood of an Englishman;
Be he alive or be he dead,
“I'll grind his bones to make my bread.”
 
“Puddin's burnt” announced Timmy of five believed to be mute-
at dinner to the shock of his Yorkshire family.
“You've not said a word ever?” –his very worried mother.
“ 'ad nought to say.”

"I've got bad news.You have only three minutes."
"Doctor! Can't you do something for me?"
"I can boil you an egg?"
 
Grand buffet breakfast at the Burgers Park Hotel,
Pretoria
Buthelezi “Pass me the honey honey!”
Blair “Pass the sugar sugar!”
Tutu “May I have the syrup sweetheart?”
Bill “The butter fatso!”
Very impressed,
George “Sara! Bacon you pig!”
 
“Everything? “No just a spoonful of each.”

"It costs nothing to be polite to a man before you kill him."

When the going gets good the good go getting!