Rolling home!

By Tom Brown

Roll out the barrel, we'll have a barrel of fun!
Roll out the barrel, we've got the blues on the run!
Rolling home by the light of the silvery moon.
Happy is the day that the sergeant gets his pay.
Rolling rolling rolling home, rolling home!

 

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Booze-Up!

By Tom Brown on Tue, 04 Apr 2017

Boys' night out. The steps to getting thrashed. You become handsome You become charming You get funny You get clever You get strong You get beaten up...
Humour
Story
Certificate U

Cokes Jokes and Smokes

By Tom Brown on Fri, 26 May 2017

“Please wake up your friend there at the back. “You wake him up Professor. You put him to sleep.” “Hawkins is one of the most famous scientists in...
Humour
Story
Certificate U
1 likes

Crazy Sumcrax

By Tom Brown on Wed, 03 May 2017

MIKE … Comes out the bathroom– “Dad you got your jocks wrong way round and inside out. “Brilliant my boy! How did you know? “The skid marks are in...
Humour
Story
Certificate U

Lectures & Books

By Tom Brown on Thu, 18 May 2017

High School class “Sir can one be punished for something you didn't do? “Of course not my boy! “Thank-you sir I didn't do the assignment sir.” If you...
Humour
Story
Certificate U

Mad Macrax

By Tom Brown on Sun, 14 May 2017

WARNING!! Abstaining from smoking cigarettes has a 100% mortality rate. ROULETTE Winners know when to stop. Winners never quit. Quitters never win...
Humour
Story
Certificate U

Manners Please!

By Tom Brown on Fri, 07 Apr 2017

 “Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum, I smell the blood of an Englishman; Be he alive or be he dead, “I'll grind his bones to make my bread.” “Puddin's burnt”...
Humour
Story
Certificate U

Men and Boys

By Tom Brown on Thu, 06 Apr 2017

Babies on the back seat cause accidents. Accidents on the back seat cause babies. There are three stages of man– He believes in Father Christmas He...
Humour
Story
Certificate U

Shots and Shocks

By Tom Brown on Wed, 05 Apr 2017

“Do you drink? “Bit early. Just a quick double. “Have you been troubled by immoral thoughts? “No doctor. I rather enjoy them.” “And now? “No thanks...
Humour
Story
Certificate U

Stoned

By Tom Brown on Thu, 30 Mar 2017

Two goofed beatnix walk along the road, a fighter jet coming over low bursts into flames “Hey dúde! Dig that crazy pop-up toaster!” Two hippies...
Humour
Story
Certificate U

Taking Collection

By Tom Brown on Wed, 29 Mar 2017

–Sunday School “Does your family pray before Sunday lunch Paul?” Little Paul surprised very embarrassed stammers “No Miss! My mother's cooking is not...
Humour
Story
Certificate U

The Endgame

By Tom Brown on Sat, 03 Jun 2017

At last .. .. Mathematician– “Coffee or tea? “Yes thanks.” Talk about squaring the circle! At the Kruger Park while three bigshot maths profs were...
Humour
Story
Certificate 15

Time Gentlemen!

By Tom Brown on Wed, 19 Apr 2017

What do you call a widower remarrying? The triumph of hope over experience. The institution of holy monotony. When does a man stop wanking? When his...
Humour
Story
Certificate 12

Last Straws

By Tom Brown on Fri, 12 May 2023

Hollywood, “Elizabeth how many husbands have you had?” , “You mean of my own?” A hard man is good to find! Sundry Quotes, In Chess, lose with dignity...
Humour
Story
Certificate 12
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The little stars

By Tom Brown on Thu, 12 Sep 2024

One guy I was working with from behind his screen said to me, my wife has nicer boobs than Shania Twain don't you think? How do you answer that? And...
Horror
Humour
Non-fiction
Certificate 18

Uncle Justice

By Tom Brown on Fri, 01 Nov 2024

Little Tommy Tucker Sings for his supper! Cigarettes cost a fortune these days! Five million a loose draw! What I miss most since losing my job is...
Rant
Biography
Poem
Certificate U

What's up dude?

By Tom Brown on Wed, 13 Nov 2024

When Ted got back from the factory he found his wife on the sofa in a very nervous state, “What’s for dinner love? “Ted. I’ve got news.” “Hell that...
Humour
Story
Certificate U