Come on Tae!

By paborama

Wed, 05 Jul 2017
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I wiz walking along the seafront doon Portybella wey, when ah thought 'ah could dae wi an ice-cream, gey Hot it wiz. So, ninety-niner in ma haun I threw back ma heid tae take a bite an a deil skwauking seagull pooped right in ma open gob. 

Certificate PG
Story
The 50
Talecatching

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Submitted by Weefatfella on

Aye! Poirtolabello, the Napoli o the north.

A hope yir wee taste ae gullshit husnae pit yie aff yir Italiano gelato.

A find a wee wander intae exotic tastes can gie yie an appreciation ae the finer things in life.

Whither they're gifted tae yie, or no!

batter oan!

Weefatfella.

I might not like what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it.

Submitted by skinner_jennifer on

Had a seagull poop on my face once, but in the mouth...yuk!

This wee story, put a smile on my face. smiley

Jenny.

 

 

Submitted by paborama on

Luckily fictional (Though based on my dad's own true life tale)

 

:-)